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Friday Night Mixtape: You can run and tell that, homeboy!

Friday Night Mixtape: You can run and tell that, homeboy!

Ugh, can we stop being assaulted with ding-dongs opening their dip-shit faces, saying stupid shit?

I’ll spare you the rant, because I’m just as tired of this ooogie boogie election season as you are, but guys. GUYS!

<<<<rips hair out>>>>

<<<cries>>>

<<<rocks back and forth>>>

<<<<throws feces>>>>

End scene.


Tracy (192 Posts)

Tracy lives in a tiny, blue house with her dude, her dogs and her cat. She is the bossypants of a web development and graphic design department, but in her spare time enjoys playing dress-up, eating clementines and covering anything she can with sparkles. She fears mutant hillbillies, Scientology and people who don't watch tv. Her floors definitely have a waxy, yellow buildup. You can find more of her writing at Lateshoes or follow her on Twitter @lateshoes.


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