When life gives you lemons, you punch someone’s dick or lady-dick really hard while you drink lemonade.
I’ve had several opportunities over the past few weeks to really test the notion that “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.” I mean, right off the bat, that’s a lie. Of course I care what my friends and family think of me. I want them to like and love me, of course. So, there’s that.
But, friends and family aside, I think I am finally to that glorious state of being in the course of a human life where not giving a fuck is really and truly how I feel.
In the moment, I can still get worked up. I can catch a wave of drama and ride it straight up someone’s sandy beach, but at the end of the day – I don’t really care.
I go home. I put on my Genie Bra (TM) and pajamas. I make some dinner. I cuddle with my sweetie and our pets. I watch my stories. (If you haven’t watched Orange is the New Black yet….. fuckballs, guys. Get Netflix immediately. It’s basically my favorite show ever ever ever). I look at Tumblr. I go to bed. Whether or not some Cheese-dick at work thinks I’m a douche never really factors in.
Life is good. Enjoy the best mixtape you’ll hear all week.